Friday, February 04, 2005

alright... I admit it

My wife is a lesbian.

I'm not sure about anything else, but I'm sure of that. And, the comment of, "well, don't worry, I won't be sleeping with any other men" doesn't really help me much. Yeah, of course you won't. YOU DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH MEN!

I've decided today that I'm not going to hold myself as monogamous in this relationship. That's what she wants, but I'm not going to be held to someone else's definition of our marriage - which, of course, is different for her than it is for me. She'll just have to live with that. I'm not going to be mean or anything - in fact I think I will still love her tremendously, but hey, I'm going to be happy in my life and relationships too!

No sex between us since our spontaneous combustion last weekend. I feel like I weakened out on that one. I don't want to be the "EVERHARD" sex toy that's always ready for her whenever she feels like taking me down for a ride.

There's not much intimacy other than that anyway. She makes dinner for me.. and that's nice. She says that's how she is showing affection. I want to tell her that I appreciate it and all, but I'd rather she sit with me on the couch and talk to me. Instead, she's on the computer chatting with her new found friends until the wee WEE hours of the morning.

This is funny too, I think she's been spending a lot more time with the vibrator that I got for us at Christmas. I wouldn't even know about it, except that it in a white bag with lettering on a shelf right above my belt rack. So, one day this week, I noticed that the bag has a different part of the lettering showing and my shirts next to it were flustered up. Well, I just glanced up each day, taking note of the position of the lettering - and yep, it's different every day! Now, she's never been one to masturbate with a vibe every day - we haven't had one around, I guess until after Christmas - but I think she's got a new trend going.

In a way, it's hot. In another way, I've replaced myself with a $25 vibrator.

I wish I could watch porn by myself again - that's SO FUN. Maybe I'll just do it this weekend. I'll find some old tape and watch it out in the living room while she's on the computer! LOL! That would be hilarious. I wonder what she would do? She has NO IDEA that I know about her sessions during the day... hmmm... I'll have to think on that one.

so... whatya think?

1 Comments:

At February 04, 2005 12:19 PM, Blogger matt said...

...yeah, sometimes I feel like telling her to shove it. I think that she really does have some feelings there when she cooks for me(us). I guess I should just tell her. Maybe she thinks she can 'one over' one on me, I dunno.

thanks for the comment.

 

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